Good News for Men: Fast cars are good for your health!
People love to mock men who buy Porches when they enter middle age. Common ways of belittling these guys is to mutter things like ‘mid-life crisis’ or ‘male menopause’. Well it turns out that fast cars, especially fast red cars really are good for the health of middle-aged men!
There is now evidence for this and it comes from the men in white coats at Concordia University in Montreul. In the study 39 men were invited to drive two different cars for an hour, a sexy Porsche 911 Carrera Cabriolet and a less than sexy 16 year old Toyota Camry. While driving the Porche, testosterone levels were significantly (‘significant’ is a very important word for men in white coats) elevated while the old Camry either did nothing or decreased levels of this important male hormone. Healthy testosterone levels are not only good for libido, they actually prolong life.
Now here is another free health tip: If you are going to buy a testosterone-boosting car – the colour to go for is probably red. Football teams with red jerseys do better (sorry Roman Abramovich but there really are some things money cannot buy) so don’t take any chances and buy a red sports car. Actually this new evidence-based research has convinced me that the perfect car for my personal health is an Aston Martin DBS Infa Red. Initially I baulked a bit at the price – £105 000 – but then I remembered some wise advice given to me by my mother: “When it comes to health, you cannot afford to buy anything but the best.” Health is wealth dear reader, health is wealth
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Good suggestion, Fritz. More EVIDENCE is needed and you suggest a good basis for a valid and viable trial. Enjoy your spin but keep your eyes on the road and don’t let that those lovely manicured, red nailed fingers on your thigh distract you!
Thanks for this suggestions. I think driving a fast car makes the driver mind sharp, fresh, and significant. It also keeps health very fit. By the way I love this post; I will look for fresh new update like this. Thanks for allocation 
Doc,
This is simple stuff and very easy to prove. Organize 2 dates…one with the red Ferrari Enzo and the other with a vomit-green Honda Civic; then count the time before you get a blowjob. Betcha Ferrari wins!
You, too, can live in a permanent sexual bull market, if you choose your vehicle with great aspirations to have as many orgasms as possible…..since life is a short, rather meaningless journey until proven otherwise. So far, all the quacks, alchemists, philosophers, pedagogues, demagogues, clergymen, politicians and other magicians in various positions of power have failed to convince me otherwise. Forensic Sociology is vastly underrated.
Now I hope that somebody comes here and starts an argument over this FACT…..bwahahahahahaha!
Time to take the red turbo for a spin….with Ruth. We make our own luck.
Fritz Kabongo MD